I Love Food

Cookies, you’re like my roofie

You make me goofy

And a bit loosey

You kind of boost me

Ice cream, do you like me?

It wouldn’t surprise me

Because you’re my wifey

Cheetos, I see those

Red and big

I want to eat those

Pizza, I want to eat you

Cheesy and a little greasy

Oh baby, you please me

Chocolate, you’re my locket

I always keep you in my pocket

Because every time I get bit

I need some chocolate

Mac and cheese, you read me

And you please me

Until my stomach starts getting queasy