I’m always busy I’m always late
Close the blinds and lock the gate
Shh! The silence is too loud
I’m concentrating on this cloud
Hand me those keys where’s my file?
I lost it in that laundry pile
What happened to gel pen #91?
I nodded off and now it’s gone
Wait! No! Stop! Don’t cut those wires
What’s that in your pocket? Are those my pliers?
Did anyone else just see that spider?
By the way that’s my lighter
Click! Click! Click! I hate this torch
I just heard something on the porch
I’ve been awake for sixteen days
And that same damn team is on the way
Meet me closer that’s way too far
And my best friend just stole my stolen car
Shadow monsters dash and dart
My computer’s in a thousand parts
Pull my string and watch me spin
While Christmas shopping at the bin
Are you finished making my I.D.?
The slot machines are calling me
Twizzle Twizzle little star
The can the kid and the mayonnaise jar!